First time for everything!

OMG!  My sister told me a story about her last night and it was so funny, I had to share it.  So, way back in her high school days, (early 80′s) she was going out with this boy, “Robert”. 

 Now, back in the day, there wasn’t a lot of personal landscaping going on.  Meaning, not a lot of people trimmed or got rid of the “hair down there.” (thank God that has changed!) So she and “Robert” go on this date and it gets pretty hot and heavy in the love van.  He goes down on her and it’s the first time anyone has ever done that to her.  When he gets done, he comes back up to her and tells her there is a problem. 

Now, not ever having done that before, she has no clue what he’s talking about.  Well, “Robert” informs her that he had a big wad of chewing gum in his mouth that is now all spread through her pubic hair!!!  HAHAHAHAHHAHA!  She’s like, WTF!  So she had to carefully pull her pants back up and when she got home, and she looks down (it was dark in the van) she discovers there is gum all through her hair and she had to take scissors and cut it all out.  Maybe that was the start of the get rid of the hair down there revolution!

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