Does size matter??

Chatting with the besties, and started talking about guys again (geez men take up a lot of our thoughts!) and does size matter when it comes to their penises.  I’m sure guys worry about this too, just as women worry about the size of their asses!  So, does size matter?  (hahahaha, I just typed meater instead of matter and had to change it!  Freudian slip perhaps??) 

Well, size isn’t as big of a deal as guys think (no pun intended).  Now, I’m not talking about a micro penis that is the size of a pinkie, if a guy has that, he’s kind of  f#%& ed.  Well, not really f #%&ed.  (there are wayyyyy too many opportunities for plays on words here folks.)  One of my girlfriends dated a guy with a micro penis and his nickname from us was the Angry Inch.  He was also really short and had short man syndrome (more than one short). 

Then there are the guys that have HUGE penises, they aren’t much fun either.  It’s not that we don’t like big dicks, but when a guy has a really big dick, he usually lacks in other skills such as oral sex.  You see, he’s counted on his big dick to do all the work for him in his sex life so he hasn’t developed other skills. To those guys I say, BORING!  You need to bring something else to the table and the bed.  And if the dick is too big, then ouch, my vajaja isn’t the Grand Canyon and although my mouth is big, it hurts after being stretched too wide for too long. 

BTW, if men don’t think women discuss the size of their members, they are so wrong.  It’s one of the first questions we ask a girlfriend when we find out they’ve slept with someone new.  So back to size.  Average is good, a little above average is great, but the rest of the package is what we really think about.  We like to have some all about us time and appreciate all of your skills.  There should be foreplay, oral and back scratches involved. (actually, I just added the back scratches because I love them, it’s not universal!)  Girth is more appreciated than length, but we don’t really elaborate on it too much.  I guess the bottom line is size, or lack there of, is more worrisome to the guy than the girl, just like we think our butts are too big.