Ummm, btw, women do not have a sex button.

Contrary to urban legend, women are not equipped with a button that automatically makes them horny and wanting sex.  I’m not sure who perpetuated this myth, but let me tell ya guys, it’s just that a MYTH!  A really good girlfriend and I were talking about this a while ago, and she was telling me her husband would basically poke her in the back, or nudge his penis against her ass and thought she would just jump right on him. 

Guess what, didn’t happen that way!  Nope, not even once!  I’ve had that same thing happen to me, the guy puts a finger  on my nipple for like two seconds and BAM, I’m supposed to be rarin to go! 

So, let’s talk about this, has nobody ever told them that men are like microwaves and women are like crock pots??  It takes us some thought (on our part) and some effort (on yours) to get us going.  And the supposed button on our shoulder?  There is no such thing, and there isn’t a button on our asses either.  Come on guys, we like sex as much as you and in some cases, a lot more than you do! 

There is nothing wrong with my sex drive, I’m in my 40′s for God’s sake, I’m in my prime!  Give me a little something to work with, kiss me (after you’ve brushed your teeth thank you), tell me sexy things, play with me, use your fingers, mouth and other things you may have! (don’t do anything scary though!) 

You want some effort out of us, put some into us! (the pun was intended)  Men complain that women don’t want sex, well guess what, we do want sex, but maybe some of us have gotten so fed up with you that we prefer to use our toys when you’re not around.  Hmmmm, ever think that?? 

Please don’t think I’m being mean, but truly, if you want to have sex with the women lying next to you in bed, try thinking like us just a little bit.  We want to be wanted, remember?  Make us want you too!  That’s a win/win for us both.