Ummm, btw, women do not have a sex button.
November 5, 2009 at 10:59pm11 4 comments
Contrary to urban legend, women are not equipped with a button that automatically makes them horny and wanting sex. I’m not sure who perpetuated this myth, but let me tell ya guys, it’s just that a MYTH! A really good girlfriend and I were talking about this a while ago, and she was telling me her husband would basically poke her in the back, or nudge his penis against her ass and thought she would just jump right on him.
Guess what, didn’t happen that way! Nope, not even once! I’ve had that same thing happen to me, the guy puts a finger on my nipple for like two seconds and BAM, I’m supposed to be rarin to go!
So, let’s talk about this, has nobody ever told them that men are like microwaves and women are like crock pots?? It takes us some thought (on our part) and some effort (on yours) to get us going. And the supposed button on our shoulder? There is no such thing, and there isn’t a button on our asses either. Come on guys, we like sex as much as you and in some cases, a lot more than you do!
There is nothing wrong with my sex drive, I’m in my 40′s for God’s sake, I’m in my prime! Give me a little something to work with, kiss me (after you’ve brushed your teeth thank you), tell me sexy things, play with me, use your fingers, mouth and other things you may have! (don’t do anything scary though!)
You want some effort out of us, put some into us! (the pun was intended) Men complain that women don’t want sex, well guess what, we do want sex, but maybe some of us have gotten so fed up with you that we prefer to use our toys when you’re not around. Hmmmm, ever think that??
Please don’t think I’m being mean, but truly, if you want to have sex with the women lying next to you in bed, try thinking like us just a little bit. We want to be wanted, remember? Make us want you too! That’s a win/win for us both.
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1. nikkiloves? | November 5, 2009 at 10:59pm11
Hey I really enjoyed that post, was very funny! of course I agree, my blog tagline points out what a..um..horny little lady I am, but all the same, just because I’m in the mood for sex, doesn’t mean one rub of my neck is going to make me jump on board. A little fumbling goes a long way I’m sure you’ll agree.
You’re a fantastic writer, well done.
2. kisskiss | November 5, 2009 at 10:59pm11
hahahahaha! thanks for the comment and fumbling is so much better than a poke in the back! Thanks for the compliment too!
3. Anonymous | November 5, 2009 at 10:59pm11
Oh please! I am sorry God screwed you girls but I will say the buttons you do have are certainly fun to push and or rub. And I might say Kiss a couple of yours appear to be a tag bit larger these days. Us guys on the other hand need nothing more than a slight breeze and we are ready for ya baby. The problem we have with you girls is you initiate and do EVERYTHING before the marriage and once that ring slides on mornings are for nothing but sleeping. And don’t you dare try to deny it! We can’t help it if we’re saluting the flag when we wake up! No reason to waste a good thing. Hell…if I had something that soft and warm I’d do myself.
4. kisskiss | November 5, 2009 at 10:59pm11
btw, thanks for noticing my new additions, yes, I got my boobs done and am very happy with them! I absolutely deny the fact that i don’t like morning sex, I love it as a matter of fact, one of my favorite times. Especially if I wake up at 4 and need to be put back to sleep. What I’m saying and my friends are saying, is don’t expect to roll over and find me ready for you if I’m in a dead sleep and need some effort to get me to the same point (no pun intended) that you are! If everyone works toward this, we will all be happier and it won’t be a prozac nation!