slap a bitch

OMG!!!!  Have you ever wanted to just slap a bitch??  My sister used to have a guy she dated back in MI 2 years ago. He was a pretty good guy, but he couldn’t deal with a LDR (long distance relationship) so they broke up, but remained friends. He’s dated a few real losers since then and the reason I know is one of them in particular, lifted my sisters number from his phone and has made it a habit to text her.

Now, he’s a fucking pussy for letting her have his phone, and it’s gotten so bad that she takes his phone (btw, he’s 6’4″ and about 270) and looks at the pics of my sis and I that she has sent to him because they have remained friends.  WTF is wrong with that woman??  Is she that insecure that she needs to see what he is always doing?  Can you not be friends with someone after you broke up?

I soooooo want to slap that ho after reading her texts.  Now my sissy is playing with her and sending some really funny shit.  Women are so hateful to each other because of men.  I don’t get what her problem is.  If she is that insecure, then why date him??  He is Italian and a huge flirt and looky lou with other women, but she would know that on the first date.  Why is it that with some women, even the women want to slap them?

Now I’m not advocating abuse in any manner, and I’m really not going to slap anyone, (unless I’m wearing pig tails and then watch out) but in my mind, I’m totally bitch slapping them.  It feels like an Ally McBeal episode where they are showing what goes on in the persons mind, but not in real life.

Seriously, there are such stupid women out there, totally not the “How am I still single” type.  They are the “I’m so fucking stupid, I need to be locked up and smacked” type.  Sorry to be ranting a bit, but this stupid bitch in Michigan totally falls into the second category. Do you know anyone like that.

gut instincts…

I think it’s funny how as I get older my gut instincts get better and more reliable.  Is it just life experiences that make it happen, or is it that I’m just more in tune with myself.  Every time without exception, I knew when a boyfriend was cheating on me.  It started in college with my first love and after my divorce happened again with a boyfriend.  I always knew right when it was happening. Weird huh?

I also knew when I was about to get dumped by a guy.  The one guy that I was in love with 7 years ago dumped me just after Christmas, and I knew it was coming even though we weren’t having problems at the time.  Okay, maybe there was a problem, since I got dumped, but it wasn’t having to do with me.  He was still married and had been lying to me about it and….. well it’s a really long story.  Suffice it to say, I felt it coming.  BTW, it really sucks getting dumped between Christmas and New Years Eve, don’t do that to someone.

So how do we know and why do we know?  I mean, I’m totally grateful for my gut instinct, but it kinda sucks knowing the other shoe is about to drop and not being able to stop it.  Cuz, you know something is gonna happen, so should you be proactive in dealing with it?  Do you say, Dude, I think you’re about to dump me, so let’s get it over with?  Or do you dump them first?  What happens if your gut instinct is off?  HAHAHAHAH!  Wouldn’t that be funny?  You make a preemptive strike and find out that it was never gonna happen?  Okay, maybe I’m feeling sadistic today and it’s not really funny.  The sitting and waiting stinks though. Heck I don’t know.  When you keep thinking about it to the point that it’s consuming your day, maybe that’s the time you open your mouth.

I think the song by John Mayer, Say, is a great song and my 2010 is going to listen to myself more and worry about the shit going on around me, which I have no control over, a lot less.  I don’t mean to be narcissistic, but I am getting too old to let someone else dictate the direction of my life.  I don’t believe in New Years resolutions, but if I did, I think that would be it.