How Am I Still Single?

Papa?

Have you ever been approached by a guy who is just really too old for you?  When a guy calls me “little lady” or “my dear”  I have to wonder how old they are.  Most of them are in their 60′s, not old for some ages, but too old for me! They also lie to me about their age and tend to bring it down to the high 50′s.  I guess that 60 year mark is  a threshold they aren’t willing to jump over. 

I had a guy ask me if 70 was too old for me, and the answer was yes it is.  He then told me he was a really good kisser (eww) and could still dance!  Bonus for me until I saw the leg braces!  I don’t think he’s dancin that much!  

There was Papa Spooky, who tried stalking me at a Scottsdale event.  He was married, and said he and his wife had an open arrangement.  Hmmm, wonder if she knows about it.  I don’t think so! He was in his 60′s and had this Bill Clinton thing going on.  No thanks!  Another Papa from Scottsdale, who tried lying about his age was nice, but his grand-kids were my kids ages.  I’m a pretty smart girl and can do the math.  I don’t think he was from Appalachia and was married at 12.  So, bottom line folks.  Quit lying about your age, it’s gonna come out eventually and the results can’t be good!