How Am I Still Single?

Tom the dickhead

My sister and I went to Palm Springs for a girls trip and during a night out, met some guys.  One of the guys lived there and seemed nice and spent some time hanging out with us.  We shared some wine and decided to go to another bar to watch Karaoke.  As we are at the other bar, Tom is trying to get a little handsy, kissy with me.  He was nice, but had beady eyes and a big nose, so I wasn’t gonna play that game.  I guess he kept saying stuff in  my ear, but the music was really loud and I couldn’t hear him.  When we went to leave, my sister got in her seat in my car, and I threw my purse in the back and when I turned around to shake Tom’s hand, he had pulled his dick out of the top of his pants.  I’m looking at a Darth Vader helmet above his belt.  When I asked what the hell he was doing, he said that he had told me in the bar his dick was long and he wanted to show me!  I guess this little trick worked with some bimbo before and he was trying again!  WTF!?  Did he think by showing me his dick I was going to get into his Rolls Royce with him?  I mean, if I’m not impressed with his car, I’m  sure not going to be impressed with his dick!  Bottom line is men shouldn’t do this, it’s not a good look.