WTF????

Here is a section that you can just rant and rave about stupid stuff that’s bugging you.  Like, why do some people look nothing like their picture they have with their profile?  Don’t they know that the jig will be up as soon as they meet? Or the really stupid people that don’t know how to drive, or who like to leave their grocery carts in the middle of the aisles so you can’t get past.  Shit like that.

31 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Carolyn  |  March 5, 2009 at 10:59pm03

    Its about time you have your blog done!!

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  • 2. INDIGO MONTOYA  |  March 31, 2009 at 10:59pm03

    MY DEAR, IT SEEMS THAT THE REASON THAT YOU
    ARE STILL IS THAT YOU HAVE NOT FOUND JESUS.
    ONCE YOU HAVE, YOU WILL BE OPEN TO RECEIVE
    TRUE LOVE. WHAT IS TRUE LOVE? THAT IS THE QUESTION
    WE STRIVE TO ANSWER OR EVEN COME CLOSE TO UNDERSTANDING. ONCE YOU FIND JESUS YOUR HEART
    WILL BE PURGED OF ALL YOUR SEXUAL SINS AND OPENED
    TO A BALANCED RELATIONSHIP.

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    • 3. kisskiss  |  April 3, 2009 at 10:59am04

      Actually, I have found Jesus, and He came here for the sinners, not the saints. I appreciate your concern, but I’m okay in the Jesus department.

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  • 4. Ramon MItre  |  April 1, 2009 at 10:59pm04

    You don’t need a husband. You need an agent!!! You should definitely write!!! Very funny.

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    • 5. kisskiss  |  April 2, 2009 at 10:59pm04

      Thanks so much, at least if I don’t have a significant other I can have good stories! I’ll keep writing, keep checking back for updates!

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  • 6. kisskiss  |  April 3, 2009 at 10:59am04

    I hate when you go to the gym and are running on a treadmill and there are a couple of women next to you who are using this time to “catch up” on all the gossip. I had to turn my ipod up so much to try and cover their droning, that i proly have ear damage.

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  • 7. kisskiss  |  April 4, 2009 at 10:59pm04

    WTF???? how can it be that so many men don’t know what the final four is and who is playing in it???? I’m a Spartan fan and am appalled that I have to explain to men what’s up.

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    • 8. TheThree  |  April 21, 2009 at 10:59am04

      Worse yet, I am appalled that I am NOT single and I had to watch the Final Four ALONE! It is all fun and games in the “I-like-you-you-like-me” infatuation stage where you’re watching basketball together, and going to games together… and then you’re alone two years later watching the Final Four with Teddy and a box of Famous Amos. I am PISSED. (End rant).

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      • 9. kisskiss  |  April 21, 2009 at 10:59pm04

        well, I have to ask, are you a man or woman? Don’t worry about watching alone, my sis and I do every year for the first few days. It’s fun to do in your jammies with a beer. If you’re a guy, maybe the jammie look isn’t going to be masculine enough! Thanks for the rant, it’s good to get things off your chest!

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  • 10. kisskiss  |  April 25, 2009 at 10:59pm04

    men that are more girlie than me. if it takes you longer to get ready than me, something is wrong.

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  • 11. adrianne8288  |  April 29, 2009 at 10:59pm04

    Ok, newly single here… and starting to bat for the right team again (used to be with a woman for 6years – BIG MISTAKE). So I meet this guy from online dating and we have a great date and the most AWESOME make out session I have EVER had. We text back and forth for the next couple of days and I realize that he really wants to “go all the way”. Which for me it has been 8 years…. does that mean I am a virgin again?
    I decide to do it because, really, I’m 41 – who cares? And it HAS BEEN 8 YEARS…. I kinda want to see one again. He kissed soooo good – I couldn’t imagine that he would be a bad lover….GEEZE !@#$ was I wrong….. I can’t believe I am having the SAME BAD SEX that I had before I switched teams. I mean I asked him all the questions I could think of in regards to his “prowess” in the sack just sort of getting him to mime it for me.
    I almost kicked him out immediately after he dismounted…. bad sex sucks…. I feel so bummed I wasted my pseudo-virginity on that idiot.

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    • 12. kisskiss  |  May 8, 2009 at 10:59pm05

      I feel so bad for you! It’s amazing how many bad lovers are out there and they don’t even know it! and yes, after 8 years, I think you would be a virgin. Maybe next time, make sure it’s all about you for the first time. Just oral and make him stay there till he gets it right! good luck!

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  • 13. "lantz"  |  May 4, 2009 at 10:59pm05

    Okay, first off I am a guy. Second, I love this site. Third, I am pretty normal (I have references, even the host – Krissy!), and I am a great guy who knows how to treat a woman. So WTF, Why am I still single? I have been in a couple of LTR with good women, one for 2 years who still remains a great friend and the last one that just ended because she couldn’t commit to a relationship after 7 months of being together (well the lies didn’t help, nor did the long affair she had and lied about it to me too). I have internet dated a few times over the last 4 years and met some nice women, some really different women (EWWWW!!!) and made some mistakes along the way. I see interenet dating as a way to screen potential dates, but many lie about age, show 10 year old pictures or whatever to “get” the guy. Hey ladies, we eventually find out the truth! So. if I am a great guy, know how to treat a woman, a true gentleman, honest, have integrity and can provide the physical side of the relationship. I want an equal relationship with friendship, companionship, intimacy and commitment (but do value time alone too!). WHY CAN”T I FIND YOU IF THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU GREAT WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WANT THE SAME??? Why am I still single??

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    • 14. kisskiss  |  May 5, 2009 at 10:59am05

      Thanks for visiting Lantz! You are a great guy, I can’t believe what happened! I’m glad you’re away from the skank and she’s never coming to drink wine with us again! I guess whether you are male or female, it’s hard. I wonder if since we have been single for so long, we refuse to settle for anything less than perfection? Or, are we so caught up in our own lives that making time for another seems like too much work?

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  • 15. kisskiss  |  June 14, 2009 at 10:59pm06

    Why is it when I go to a sports bar with my sister and we are wearing our team (team that’s playing sports) gear (tshirt) there are more men wearing designer shirts than sports team shirts?? Are there new teams with the names “Affliction” or “Smet”?? Did Christian Audigier start a hockey team without me knowing? WTF???

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  • 16. Sarah  |  July 21, 2009 at 10:59pm07

    Seriously…WTF??? I have been with the same guy for 8 years and we have lived together for 6 years. He says he “eventually” wants to get married and has even stated a few times” Im ready to have kids as soon as your out of college” and still has yet to propose. Oh did I mention that he bought the ring 4 years ago…WTF

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  • 17. Sarah  |  July 21, 2009 at 10:59pm07

    Why is it that the people with the least intelligence are always the first to answer?
    Why is it a man feels though he is showing concern by saying “whats wrong” then just as you start to tell him he suddenly is in another world?
    Why is it that when you tell your man you want to have some sort of cosmetic procedure done he says ” whatever you want to do” yet he likes looking at special “movie stars”?

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  • 18. kisskiss  |  July 21, 2009 at 10:59pm07

    Sister, you better run not walk away from this a hole! You don’t need it or deserve it and it’s not gonna work. Would you seriously want to have kids with him and let him be a dad?? It will never last, you’re way too smart so get out now.

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  • 19. Chris  |  August 5, 2009 at 10:59pm08

    If you marry, remember this important truth: marriage is dying to yourself. I believe this is true, it was the reason my wife left. Please take my words from someone who knows and is living in regret.

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    • 20. Sarah  |  August 11, 2009 at 10:59pm08

      That seems as though it could be really true.. I use to beg my boyfriend to get engaged. Do you think he knows this truth. Is He simply trying to save me from my own death? I think that could be..Kris you seem to have a FAB life without being married. Maybe I should just keep him around and live as is…Life is sooo confusing at my age im not a child who has to listen to others on the other side im not a fine wine…im stuck in the middle with sooo many questions? should I just have a kid now that way im not an old mom and possibly be a single mom, or wait for prince charming to come when im 30 and start having kids then. Do I insist on marriage or live happy just being together. I dont know anymore….

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  • 21. anonymous  |  August 11, 2009 at 10:59pm08

    Oh My!!! You beg your boyfriend to get engaged and you will beg your husband for a divorce. Most men in thier twenties are boys looking to please. It is simple to give you a ring it is difficult to love, honor and cherish you for the rest of your life. Playing house isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.

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    • 22. Sarah  |  August 12, 2009 at 10:59am08

      Yes I understand exactly what you are saying. And hell no “playing house” isnt wonderful…Thats the thing I cant figure out, I know why I stay..but why does he??? I have NOTHING as of now to give him I dont work, I go to school FULL time, and I dont have sex due to medical problems. Yet he still keeps me around but doesnt look to get married? What is the key that I am missing here?

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      • 23. anonymous  |  August 13, 2009 at 10:59pm08

        Count your blessings and get over it. Why he hasn’t kicked you to the curb only he can say. Maybe he is no catch either, who knows. I sugguest you just finish school and concentrate on your health and forget this silly marriage crap. You show me one person that can say they are happy they got married and I’ll show you a thousand that say the aren’t. Look at the divorce rates for people your age… The highest of all only followed by 40 yr old mid lifers wishing they were 21 again and NOT married.

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  • 24. anonymous  |  August 11, 2009 at 10:59pm08

    What is up with you women in the grocery line. You watch $200 worth of groceries go by and after the checker finally tells you the total you spend the next 10 minutes finding your credit card or check book. You now spend the next 5 min writing your stupid check and guess what…the checker asks you for IID. Surprise… you now need to dig that out. GOD have you never written a frecken check!!! Only thing worse is when you pay with cash and need to give the exact change. You now spend 5 min finding your little change purse and then the next 5 min counting out 89 cents only to find out you only have 84 cents. Please God kill her now!

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  • 25. kisskiss  |  August 11, 2009 at 10:59pm08

    hahahahah! that kills me too and I am a woman! I got my debit card out before they are done! Man or woman, that behaviour makes me want to yell!

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  • 26. Sarah  |  August 12, 2009 at 10:59am08

    all I can think of when I watch painfully as someone writes a check is that commercial where everyone is going around swiping there card then it comes to a freeze when someone pulls out there check. It was being considered to get rid of the penny but I think they should get rid of the check! or atleast ban it from local stores CASH OR CREDIT ONLY PLEASE!

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  • 27. Aerin  |  August 12, 2009 at 10:59pm08

    I don’t get it… How come a guy can go out with you, talk and text sweet messages each day and then nothing nada …Is this how these so called great guys say nevermind I am not interested anymore!! Do they totally lose their balls or do they just shrivel?? And then I am supposed to follow some rules of do not contact him since I already put myself out there? REALLY??

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  • 28. anonymous  |  August 13, 2009 at 10:59pm08

    You ever watch a cat catch a mouse and instead of killing it they kiind of play with it? You know bat it between its paws, leaving it to try a run away only to grab it again around the throat and act like it’s going to swallow it whole. Finally tiring of the game the cat just walks away leaving the scrared to crap mouse thinking WTF.

    Your cat was tired of the game

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  • 29. writeway73  |  October 6, 2009 at 10:59pm10

    I never ever thought I would have a relationship that lasted more than 6 hours, I was a bolter, never stayed the night….my sorority sisters say I F*ck like a man………now I am so happy. I am celebrating my 8month anniversary with my boyfriend Dwight on Saturday…..WTF…why do all my single friends seek out love….it will happen when it happens…Don’t put on sexy clothes and go overboard searching for the perfect man…if you search they will hide!

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    • 30. kisskiss  |  October 6, 2009 at 10:59pm10

      That’a a great point. Kinda like when someone wants to get preggers, they don’t till they stop thinking about it. Unfortunately, when we want it, we want it! I’m very happy for you! Congrats on Sat!

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  • 31. Jim Corbett  |  August 2, 2010 at 10:59pm08

    WTF?? i cannot believe the amount of people who have lost respect for the good ol days, sex,dating,passion, I am not sure in what order they have disappeared but I listen to my younger cousins and their dating experiences(girls) and I ask them what did the guy do for you lately? these guys do absolutely nothing and get things handed to them by the nowaday girl. I think this time and day has forgotten all about how our parents were and disrespect the falling in love part of life! It’s true there is nothing better than falling in love!

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